Not The Brightest...

They never have been my favorite birds; I don't hate them, after all, as Grampa would say "They are one of God's birds." ...but they really are stupid.

One minute the thing is pecking around on the ground with all the other birds, the smarter ones, then I hear a   "SMACK!"

and I see him "staggering" away, bet you didn't know pigeons could stager?! (flying in a dazed stupor).
...really, actually?

I mean, dude, read the signs!
I have "no fly zone" signs on every window!
Good grief, they are even written in bird!

Now I just have to wash the window. 

Pigeons... such stupid birds.

Bother.