Prescriptions always come with a long list of possible side effects, which no one ever reads, especially in German.
I read them, out of curiosity, (interweb, full of info) just to see what bazaar behaviours I could add to my regular list.
Here it is:
√ ~ dizziness, and possible loss of balance
√ ~ drowsiness
~ dry mouth
~ edema (whatever that is)
√ ~ feeling unrested in the morning
√ ~ hard time waking up after sleeping
√ ~ difficulty sleeping
~ blurred vision
~ uncoordinated
~ difficulty concentrating (maybe I can use this as an excuse now?)
√ ~ weight gain (stupid and dumb -_- )
√ ~ head pain (wait, that was there before... isn't that why I am taking these?)
~ twitching
~ enlarged breasts (*hahahahaha! No kidding, that is in the list! ⊙.⊙ )
√ ~ increased hunger (´･_･`)
There are many more, but the most accurate is this one:
√~ food cravings, not for any specific food, just to eat. ⊙﹏⊙
Oh. My. Word!
THAT explains a lot.
Not cool. ὸ.ό
Just what I needed while living in this dreary, rainy, cold country. *boo ︺︹︺,
MUST stay out of the kitchen...
must not go in there...
mustn't open the fridge door...
mustn't .. oh look, food.
nom-nom-nom-nom-nom
There are many more, but you don't need to read about those ones... yuck.
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